sooo yea am i the only one who likes chuck norris jokes? no? yes? well too damn bad im gonna tell you a few of my favourites and your gonna like it:
numero uno is -Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. (thats right red bull)
number 2 is if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
tres and last is what was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
if you wanted original ones then you came to the wrong blog my friend unless you count this one; whats the first thing you do if you ever meet chuck norris? pray that its a cardboard cutout
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